love waffles.
When I was a little girl and stayed the night at my
grandmother’s, each night she would ask, “Well, what do you want for breakfast
in the morning?”
Each night I answered, “Waffles!” then scampered away to
sleep so waffles would come all the more quickly in the morning.
Nothing can beat your grandmother’s waffles, light and
fluffy, saturated with butter and drenched in sweet maple syrup.
Waffles encompass the joy of living. They are the “joi d-vie.”
Though my grandmother is far away, and it’s been years
since I’ve scampered anywhere, waffles are still in my heart, if not in my
stomach.
Somewhere during my transition to college I realized I
don’t really like breakfast foods; the smell of mass breakfasts makes me want
to lose mine.
I hate pancakes. I hate sausage, and I hate the thought
of them all swimming in syrup. I’d rather die. But I still love the thought of
waffles.
There is something comforting in the precision it takes
to fill each tiny square with just the right amount of syrup.
It becomes a work of skill and genius to streak melting
butter across the top of the waffle without disturbing the syrup resting
beneath.
Waffle House, conveniently located at
For the college student sick of the “early to bed,” town,
these breakfast establishments are open until the darkest of night, then into
the wee hours, then until morning, and into the day when the cycle starts all
over again.
Students can go to these places to study or shoot the
breeze with
With any luck, students may hear stories of the
“friendly” times, when it was safe to hitch-hike across the country and
everyone was transient, shared over a fresh breakfast to his or her liking and
a hot cup of strong coffee.
If you squint your eyes and tilt
your head a little to the left, it almost looks like Utopia.
Don’t look for me in the breakfast joints, because I
won’t be there.
Eggos, though a poor substitute
for Grandma’s waffles, will be calling me home. And, contrary to popular
belief, you don’t need me to party.
Everyone is encouraged to frequent these Houses, the
closest form of all-night entertainment this sleepy college town has to offer.
Eat waffles for me.